Categories
- Epic fail. Black people can't swim
- I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
- eBay. Its cheaper for a reason
- Alligator lagoon. OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK SHIT FUCK
- Teamwork. Share victory. Share defeat
- Laziness. God bless America
- Reality. It's right behind you
- Fail. That's why you always get picked last, fatty
- Trophy fail. 3rd place in the army has consequences
- Women. It's dangerous outside the kitchen
- Endings. Not everything can end well
- Unique. Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful
- Elephants. Larger than the moon
- Screw you guys. I'm going home
- You failed at failing. No, that's not a double negative
- eBay. Its cheaper for a reason
- Advice. Some is better than others
- Women drivers. It's the only possible explanation
- Bad luck. Right time, wrong place
- Stupidity. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you have abused the privilege