Categories
- Drugs. Fuck they make us dance awesome
- No matter what. You will never party this hard
- Stupidity. It might not happen now, but God help you whan it does
- Fire. Because when you're drunk enough, anything is awesome
- Give babies drugs. It's freaking awesome
- True love. Sometimes you know it the instant you see it across the bar
- Rock bottom. Here it is
- Pole dancing. You're doing it wrong
- Talent. The ability to please 12 men at the same time
- Charlie Sheen. Making sure he has enough for the weekend
- Their blood alcohol content. Its higher than their I.Q.
- Alcohol. Clearly not a substitute for breast milk
- Rock bottom. Here it is
- Stupidity. It might not happen now, but God help you whan it does
- Rock bottom. You'll know when you get there
- Self restraint. Knowing your limit can help you to exceed you limitations
- Drunk driving. Next time, take a taxi home
- Talent. The ability to please 12 men at the same time
- Grieving. When you lose those close to you
- Drugs. Fuck they make us dance awesome
