Categories
- Birds. Scary as shit
- I'm watering a shoe. Fuck off
- Skeptical. Calmly, patiently listening to what others have to say, and recognizing when they are feeding you a line of shit
- Colouring. He fucking loves it
- DUDE!. I'm JOKING, you're not ADOPTED!
- Dear PETA. That's right, this is my first one and I'm just getting started
- The fan fell on our baby. Quick! Take a picture for the internet
- Perseverance. Sometimes, the wait is woth it
- Give babies drugs. It's freaking awesome
- Screw this shit. I'll be a stripper
- Simplicity. The simpliest solutions are often the cleverest. They are also usually wrong
- Advice. Some is better than others
- I'm watering a shoe. Fuck off
- Colouring. He fucking loves it
- Know the difference. It could save your life
- Vagina. It's not a clown car
- Owned. ... there are many ways to be it
- Ball pit. No one comes out alive
- Dear PETA. That's right, this is my first one and I'm just getting started
- The fan fell on our baby. Quick! Take a picture for the internet
