Forks, Don't run with them
Kama Sutra sheets, Not as cool when they are on your mom's bed
Whoever woke me up, is going to die
Romantic letter, From engineer, with love...
Let's go shopping, she said, It won't take long, she said
What can possibly go wrong?,
Am I upsidedown, or are you?
Drifting, You're doing it wrong!
That's crazy, Only $55 a month for unlimited calling?
Where were you, when Lindsay Lohan sneezed?