Chuck Norris The early years demotivational poster

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Chuck Norris The early years

• Animals & Nature
• Auto & Moto
• Blasphemy
• Celebrities
• Children
• Coolness
• Countries
• Drugs & Alcohol
• Emo & Goth
• Fail
• Fat
• Food
• Games

• Gay
• Geeks & Nerds
• Internet
• Men
• Military & Violence
• Movies & Cartoons
• Sexy
• Signs
• Sports
• Stupidity
• Weird
• Women
• Work

• 30mm cannons. Just fucking because
• Epic fail. Black people can't swim
• Black people. When you see them you'll shit bricks
• Samurai raccoons. That's it, we're screwed
• Oh my God!. She's not wearing her seatbelt
• I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
• The internet. Pointing out uncomfortable things since 1996
• Fuck it. I'm going home
• When you see it. You will shit brix
• Step sisters. No risk of genetic mutation in the offspring

• Blasphemy. A ticket to Hell has never been funnier
• The Bible. It says you need to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
• Their blood alcohol content. Its higher than their I.Q.
• Endings. Not everything can end well
• Simplicity. The simpliest solutions are often the cleverest. They are also usually wrong
• Damn. They got smart
• Elephants. Larger than the moon
• Unique. Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful
• Alcohol. Clearly not a substitute for breast milk
• Moses. The ultimate badass