Categories
- 30mm cannons. Just fucking because
- Epic fail. Black people can't swim
- Samurai raccoons. That's it, we're screwed
- Oh my God!. She's not wearing her seatbelt
- Black people. When you see them you'll shit bricks
- I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
- The internet. Pointing out uncomfortable things since 1996
- Fuck it. I'm going home
- Step sisters. No risk of genetic mutation in the offspring
- Reality. Worst game ever
- Blasphemy. A ticket to Hell has never been funnier
- The Bible. It says you need to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
- Their blood alcohol content. Its higher than their I.Q.
- Damn. They got smart
- Endings. Not everything can end well
- Simplicity. The simpliest solutions are often the cleverest. They are also usually wrong
- Moses. The ultimate badass
- Unique. Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful
- Natural selection. It can be tampered with
- Elephants. Larger than the moon